what a jokes

you know, sometimes i felt very very weird when i received certain stupid and sensitive forwarded mail which by the way didn't affect me much...

this is how it goes~ together with my own reason to the one who sent me this boring and immature stuffs!
Men Are Hard To PleaseThe problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him
- that's because you are! besides, too obvious!
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD
- hmm... then you better go for some facial treatment / better still, take off your mask! LOL
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him
- maybe not, cause that's what you think! in fact, the way you dress sucks!
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG
- then i got to say you met the wrong guy... who asked you to fall in love with that city boy?
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN
- maybe you are still arguing the same old thing... therefore you are pretty stubborn.
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS
- hai~ should i feel sorry for you again? falling to a guy who's almost a geek!
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE
- cause the thing that you are smart at, which i refer to 7+1, wasn't something really good...
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT
- well that's all the geeks do!!! LOL
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u
- you know what... no one wants you except the nerd that you love!
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
- because there must be something he obviously don't like about you... take a piece of mirror and take a look at yourself then you might find the answer! he leaves you is better than telling you that you are suck!
If u don't MAKE LOVE with him., he says u don't Love him
- do you carry any contagious disease??? cause healthy lifestyle is very important! if you planning to die then PLEASE don't ask for company!
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP
- of course, cause you don't appreciate yourself at all!
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME
- that's because all your problems are nonsense!
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him
- that's because you lied to him too many times, and please stop saying that : Ooo, i never lie to the one i love...
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him
- that could happen, because you do look like a nanny to him!
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u
- wondering how you ever fall in love with that guy??!!!
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED
- as i said, everyone did tell lies
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so
- ya, you forced him!
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK
- only your geek lover will says that to you. cause a guy who really loves you wouldn't have say that.
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
- that's what you thought!
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL
- think back, all those things you have done to him... aren't you cruel?
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
- did he say that? see! you are totally sensitive!

& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY... Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter ....


the above forwarded mail and the response from me... i only take it as a joke. if you think it's the fact, you are most likely ..... you know!!!! LOL

by the way, ladies... the above thingy isn't related to you BUT THE STUPID SENDER...

and find a guy who really loves you more than you do~ the true love will gives you a satisfy needs that you wanted for so long... trust me!